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Truth in advertising

I had to look up the phone number for my apartment complex yesterday so I googled it. I found the listing and was amused to see this was the description on the property owner's page:

"The Heights at Burien offers you an idyllic community, nestled within towering trees and lush, green lawns. Surrounded by breathtaking mountain scenery and stunning views of Puget Sound, you are enticed inside by a tree-lined drive and welcomed into a charming neighborhood of spacious, colonial-style apartment homes.

Outside you will find a community garden and covered picnic areas while inside you will enjoy a state-of-the-art fitness center and resident business center. Once inside your newly renovated apartment home you will enjoy updated, European cabinetry, appliances, flooring and lighting and you will enjoy inviting friends or family over for an evening of entertainment.

The Heights at Burien offers an optimal location with Sea-Tac International Airport within minutes of your home as well as a perfect shopping experience at South Center Mall. For outdoor recreation, golfing, parks and Seahurst Beach are moments away, providing opportunities for a scenic stroll or picnic. Conveniently located for public transportation with easy access to downtown, The Heights at Burien is only minutes from work, major attractions and all that the Seattle area has to offer.

It is a community, it is a neighborhood, it is a lifestyle.

The Heights at Burien: It is home."

If there were truth in advertising, the advert would read:

"The Heights at Burien offers you an eclectic community of drug dealers, multi-generational households, and single parent/latchkey kid households. It is nestled within towering trees and dirt covered lawns. Surrounded by broken down cars on blocks and stunning views of the overflowing dumpsters, you are enticed inside by a tree-lined drive and welcomed into a charming neighborhood of cramped, military-style apartment homes.

Outside you will find a community cigarette butt garden and graffiti-covered picnic areas while inside you will enjoy ancient washers and dryers located conveniently in the dank basement of each building. Once inside your apartment home you will enjoy quaint antique appliances, flooring and lighting. Enjoy open expanses of wall space without the clutter of excess electrical outlets. We believe in community so you'll be able to hear everything your neighbors say and do on the other side of the paper thin walls. Let the mellow contact high from your neighbor's marijuana parties and the soothing sounds of Tejano music mixed with domestic violence lull you to sleep. You will look forward to your friends and family inviting you over to their house for dinner.

The Heights at Burien offers an optimal location with Little Pat's Diner within minutes of your home as well as a perfect shopping experience at the Burien community garage sale. For outdoor recreation, the Burien police department has cleaned out the crack park across Ambaum Way providing opportunities for a scenic stroll or picnic, before dark that is. Conveniently located for public transportation with easy access to downtown, The Heights at Burien is only minutes from work, major attractions and the county courthouse to take care of those pesky warrants.

It is a community, it is a neighborhood, it is a ghetto.

The Heights at Burien: Don't forget your bullet proof vest."

Yep, that's more like the place I call home.

Comments

lavender_jane
Feb. 13th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
Re: We're moving in
I left back in July so there's a possibility that things have changed. I know one of those big apartment corporations bought the place so hopefully they've cleaned it out. Just before I left, I received a flier on my door explaining some of the rules of the complex. One rule was don't throw your grease out the kitchen window and another was don't pee in the hallway. Honestly, there's no where to go but up from that point. Good luck!
(Anonymous)
Jul. 1st, 2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: We're moving in
Nothing has changed. It's still a hell hole. I just moved out and thank effin god. I hate that place with a passion. I have seriously considered starting a petition to force a -teardown- of the entire complex. Nothing good comes of it and it is unsafe for anyone to live... Oh and about those rules about throwing grease out the window? They should add 'Please.. if you're going to deal drugs, don't do it in front of the buildings.. keep it to your cars or inside your apartment, thanks'

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